That awkward moment when your boyfriend and you agree.
ONLY 90’S KIDS WILL GET THIS: crippling debt and ceaseless unemployment
When I turn 69 I’ll probably laugh about it the entire year
If you’re 5’9”, then you’re 69 inches tall
I keep trying to make plans so that we’ll see each other again, but you ALWAYS avoid that.
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
hmm…an amputee with an inclination to dress up. He’s like an anime character!
This is kind of hilarious: The OC’s director uses two different filters for when they’re in the rich people’s neighborhood and when they’re in the poor people’s neighborhood.
I’m not gonna lie I could definitely use a blowjob right now
Ever since I learned what it is, I’ve always thought that Gaston from Beauty and the Beast was an accurate portrayal of rape culture.
Add me on snapchat if you wish- hoorayismyway
I’m just drunk and pathetic.
The shitty thing is, I can’t tell him I might kill myself if I no longer have him in my life because then he will stay with me even if he is thoroughly unhappy; it’s too much pressure on him.
♠ Power ♠
♥ Love ♥
♣ Luck ♣
♦ Riches ♦
for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:
and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.
So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped
and that was my first gay experience
this is killing me
BRB, GOING TO FIND GETHIN ANTHONY IN REAL LIFE!
My boyfriend makes me feel worthless when he talks about how he wishes he were straight because what he’s wanted his whole life is to go through the ENTIRE process of raising a child- pregnancy and all. He might break up with me because I’m a barren woman.
What’s your favorite imaginary gay “ship”?